#Incredible ->Unicorns, kittens, on ANC Youth League’s list of safe words @News24 #SouthAfrica #JuliusMalema

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA JULIS MALEMA DOES IT AGAIN – DISPLAYS HIS INCREDIBLE LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE, INSIGHT AND CONMPASSION TO THE REST OF THE WORLD – ONCE AGAIN MAKING AN INTERNATIONAL JOKE OF SOUTH AFRICA!!

Viva JM!! idiot!

Credit & Thanks to Source: Unicorns, kittens, on Youth League’s list of safe words: News24: SouthAfrica: News.

Hayibo.com – The ANC Youth League has announced a list of safe words and topics for millionaire white boer journalists and opposition party whore-bags to use while indulging in Satanism, promiscuity, Satanic promiscuity, or racist promiscuous Satanism. Amongst the safe words and topics are kittens, rainbows and unicorns.

At a press function this morning ANYCL head censor Floyd Shivambu said that the media had run out of ideas.

“All they can write is about Comrade President Julius,” he said.

“We see the same words and topics coming up again and again. Woodworker. Dictator. IQ of 15. Latex underpants stuffed with shrews dipped in honey…oh, wait, that one hasn’t gone public yet. My bad.”

He said it the ANCYL had been more than patient with “this whole democracy façade” but that it was time to start blacklisting stuff.

According to the new list, blacklisted words and topics include ‘corruption’, ‘tenders’, ‘Breitling watch’ and ‘abdominal fat’.

Shivambu urged journalist to replace these with “happier, less judgemental” words.

He added that if they didn’t they would be hunted down and killed.

He also said that journalists should refer to Malema as “He Who Makes The Thunder Tremble” from now on, while Jacob Zuma should be addressed with the more traditional “Dear Leader”, a term of endearment in many one-party states whose citizenry eat mud.

Meanwhile in other news, He Who Makes The Thunder Tremble has been linked to a fuzzy-wuzzy kitten basket with one of Dear Leader’s wives to the tune of 2.5-million sparkling unicorns with cupcakes on top.

Insiders suggest HWMTTT stands to earn up to 500,000 buttercups, which they say he is likely to invest in refurbishing his toadstool and forest glade.

For more satirical news visit www.hayibo.com

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